Seriously, we talk like this all the time.

[cardoperatedboy]

Riku (11:34:27 PM): riku is n't really against clones in GENERAL
Riku (11:34:30 PM): he likes luke =D
Riku (11:34:33 PM): just. not the fake =D
Riku Replica (11:34:33 PM): Only when they happen to him, huh
Riku (11:34:40 PM): pretty much yes
Riku (11:34:48 PM): specifically
Riku (11:34:52 PM): clones that keep trying to kill him
Riku Replica (11:34:52 PM): "I DON'T HATE CLONES, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE CLONES"
Riku (11:34:54 PM): and steal his life
Riku Replica (11:34:55 PM): Excuse me, you started that
Riku Replica (11:34:58 PM): DO NOT WANT YOUR LIFE
Riku Replica (11:34:59 PM): GOD
Riku (11:35:15 PM): THEN STOP TRYING TO KILL ME AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH MY FRIENDS
Riku (11:35:18 PM): I MIGHT BELIEVE YOU THEN
Riku Replica (11:36:28 PM): I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS. THAT'S DIFFERENT -- WHY WOULD I WANT THE LIFE OF A COWARDLY WEAK-WILLED EASILY-POSSESSED SELF-CENTERED WORLD-DESTROYING GRADE-A ASSHOLE?
Riku (11:36:57 PM): THAT'S JUST THE THING. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ME SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU.
Riku Replica (11:37:01 PM): I DON'T, OBVIOUSLY
Riku (11:37:08 PM): SO GO AWAY
Riku (11:37:15 PM): AND GO START YOUR PRETTY NEW NON-RIKU LIFE
Riku Replica (11:37:14 PM): NO BITCH. NOT UNTIL YOU GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
Riku (11:37:25 PM): AND LEAVE ME TO MY EMO
Riku (11:37:44 PM): THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO KEEP KILLING YOU
Riku Replica (11:37:56 PM): YOU WANNA FIGHT?

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Riku Replica (11:38:24 PM): S-stop shutting me out man
Riku (11:38:34 PM): IF I LET YOU IN
Riku (11:38:36 PM): YOU TRY TO KILL ME
Riku (11:38:44 PM): AND YOU KNOW
Riku (11:38:46 PM): I'D OFF YOU
Riku (11:38:47 PM): BUT
Riku Replica (11:38:46 PM): YOU STARTED IT
Riku (11:38:48 PM): YOU WON'T
Riku (11:38:49 PM): STAY DEAD
Riku (11:38:55 PM): I DID NOT
Riku (11:38:57 PM): YOU ATTACKED ME
Riku Replica (11:39:37 PM): BUT WITHOUT THE INTENT TO KILL
Riku Replica (11:39:41 PM): YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS ALL
Riku Replica (11:39:47 PM): "THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME, I'MMA KILL U NOW"
Riku (11:40:07 PM): YOU KNOW
Riku (11:40:09 PM): SHOWING UP
Riku (11:40:12 PM): LOOKING JUST LIKE ME
Riku (11:40:14 PM): INSULTING ME
Riku (11:40:18 PM): AND BEING A GENERAL BITCH
Riku (11:40:24 PM): AND THEN ATTACKING ME!!!
Riku (11:40:29 PM): DOES NOT SOMEONE OBLIGATE ME
Riku (11:40:31 PM): TO NOT KILL YOU
Riku (11:40:34 PM): WHEN I HAVE THE CHANCE
Riku (11:40:44 PM): *SOMEHOW
Riku (11:41:05 PM): and you would have killed me had you been able to
Riku Replica (11:41:06 PM): WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING
Riku (11:41:10 PM): you just fail
Riku Replica (11:41:12 PM): MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T KILL EVERYONE
Riku Replica (11:41:15 PM): AS A DEFAULT SETTING
Riku Replica (11:41:23 PM): YOU'D HAVE A LITTLE LESS EMO
Riku (11:41:26 PM): PEOPLE SHOULD NOT ATTACK YOU
Riku (11:41:29 PM): AND EXPECT TO NOT DIE
Riku (11:41:30 PM): THAT'S JUST DUMB
Riku Replica (11:41:36 PM): "I want to get off this island."
"Let's make a raft."
"okay!" [KILLS EVERYONE]
Riku Replica (11:41:41 PM): WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE, REAL THING?
Riku (11:41:44 PM): fhasdjlfhsfa
Riku (11:41:59 PM): I FELT BAD FOR THAT OKAY
Riku (11:42:08 PM): AND HAVE MOVED PAST IT
Riku (11:42:13 PM): BUT STILL FAKES
Riku (11:42:16 PM): WHO ATTACK ME
Riku (11:42:18 PM): DIE
Riku (11:42:22 PM): I THINK THIS IS QUITE REASONABLE
Riku Replica (11:42:32 PM): AND YOU DON'T THINK MAYBE YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BIT TOTALLY RETARDED AND, OH, OPENING YOUR HEART TO ANSEM?
Riku (11:43:04 PM): THE DARKNESS IS MY STRENGTH \o/ NAMINE SAID SO
Riku Replica (11:43:10 PM): SUBMIT
Riku (11:43:23 PM): TO BE PERFECTLY FAIR
Riku Replica (11:43:21 PM): SUBMIT
Riku (11:43:27 PM): I PRETTY MUCH ONLY KILL YOU
Riku Replica (11:43:25 PM): SUBMIT
Riku (11:43:28 PM): SO