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<Heat[company]> So just so you know,r ight now, Axel, Marluxia, and Zexion are all sitting watching "Disney's House of Villains"
<Heat[company]> we have great perspective on it, I think.
<Namine|distracted> . . .
<Axel> >DDDDD
<Hakuren> ... HAHAHA
<Heat[company]> Especially with Mickey as MC for the house of mouse halloween party
<Axel> Donald is a huge douche
<Hakuren> That's always been the case, though.
<Hakuren> Donald is a TERRIBLE ROLE MODEL 8(
<Heat[company]> He gave his nephews bags full of lit firecrackers
<Heat[company]> They have turned to witchcraft to get candy from him
<Hakuren> ...
<Hakuren> Wow.
<Heat[company]> The witchcraft is making Donald kick his own ass. literally.
<Hakuren> ... maybe I should have learned magic from them, instead of him.
<Axel> HAHAHA
<Namine|distracted> Ha. That reminds me of the old comic book where Donald made them smoke a whole box of cigars because he thought they were buying it for themselves
<Hakuren> :<b
<Namine|distracted> But it turns out it was supposed to be a present for the douche :|
<Bonten> ... omg awesome rewindow.
<Namine|distracted> o.
<Namine|distracted> o/
<Hakuren> If only you were there too, Larxene :(
<Bonten> I know, right :(
<Heat[company]> Now this is a story about Mickey buying a house
<Hakuren> The house that will become Disney Castle?
<Riku|CFUW> ...wow Sora your party wizard is kind of a jerk
<Hakuren> I know, I know. :(
<Hakuren> Well, he's -- not that bad --
<Heat[company]> Hey Riku, mouse wears briefs.
<Hakuren> Kinda.  Sorta.  ... Most of the ti--
<Hakuren> ...
<Riku|CFUW> ...
<Namine|distracted> ?
<Heat[company]> Mickey just destroyed hsi new house because he didn't want to go to bed on time
<Riku|CFUW> ...
<Riku|CFUW> sob your majesty
<Heat[company]> ...Goofy just got killed
<Heat[company]> he was hit by a car
<Heat[company]> and killed
<Hakuren> ...
<Hakuren> ................
<Hakuren> That never ends well.
<Axel> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Heat[company]> They did this so he could haunt Donald
<Hakuren> ...
<Bonten> .... god, Goofy would be an awful ghost to have haunting you.
<Bonten> You're trying to sleep and the soft, ghostly sounds of "ahyuk ahyuk" drift past.
<Namine|distracted> ...hahaha
<Hakuren> ... sob
<Heat[company]> Now they killed Donald
<Axel> d-donald just got hit by a car too
<Hakuren> ...
<Hakuren> How long ago was this made? XD
<Axel> Mickey just tried to shoot a ghost with a double-barreled shotgun
<Bonten> ..
<Bonten> HAHAHAHA
<Hakuren> ...
<Axel> <Donald> I KILLED HIM! OH BOY OH BOY!
<Bonten> ... DISNEY
<Hakuren> s-sob XD
<Heat[company]> Goofy is about to anally penetrate himself
<Bonten> WHAT
<Hakuren> ......
<Hakuren> NO GOOFY NO--
<Axel> <Mickey> So, Goofy, havin' a spooky timE?
<Axel> <Goofy> Yup, but not as spooky as the time I dressed up in that skin-tight yellow leotard! Hyuk!
<Heat[company]> HOLY SHIT. IT'S A SWARM OF GOOFY FAIRIES.
<Heat[company]> HOLY ESHIT
<Heat[company]> I CAN'T TAKE THISjdfs;
<Axel> JESUS CHRIST
<Hakuren> ...
<Axel> "QUEEN GOOFY IS UNIMPRESSED" ". . . say that"
<Bonten> ...
<Bonten> OH MY GODDDD
<Heat[company]> Goofy, Queen of the Fairies, is wearing boxers under his robes
<Axel> I think you can just stop at "Goofy, Queen of the Fairies"
<Bonten> That's a pretty awesome statement, yes.
<Hakuren> ...
* Hakuren head in hands, sob XD
<Heat[company]> Uncle Donald is a douche, boys and girls
<Heat[company]> This is a short about Ajax the killer gorilla.
* Bonten ... oh boy
* Blue|COMATOSE (~prongster@ip68-97-61-217.ok.ok.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Heat[company]> Huey fortunately had a grenade on hand
<Heat[company]> filled with tear gas
<Axel> That could have been troublesome, otherwise
<Bonten> ...
<Bonten> d-disney
<Bonten> UM NIGHT GUYS I will have goofy-related nightmares I just know it
<Hakuren> NIGHT BONTEN XD
<Hakuren> HAVE FUN TONIGHT
* Bonten (~Masahiro@216.26.101.189) Quit (Quit: NIGHT ALL <3333333)
<Heat[company]> YOU GUYS
<Heat[company]> THIS IS AMAZING
<Hakuren> ??
<Heat[company]> I can't even explain
<Heat[company]> HAHAHA MINNIE
<Heat[company]> Minnie:"STEP ASIDE, BOYS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THESE VILLAINS!"
<Heat[company]> Goofy: "I've never seen her so mad!"
<Heat[company]> Mickey: "Really? I have."
<Axel> dfgkjhghahaha
<Heat[company]> o-okay what I couldn't explain before
<Heat[company]> is that the villains took over the house of mouse
<Heat[company]> and had their own musical number
<Heat[company]> which included the night on bald mountain monster hitting on maleficient
* Namine|distracted is now known as Namine|drawing
<Axel> MICKEY PUT ON HIS ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
<Axel> SHIT
<Hakuren> ....
<Namine|drawing> D8
<Axel> Somebody should post this log to their journal
* Axel votes Haru.