Random quotes from IRC with Riku

Seriously, guys, we can talk like this for hours:


<Riku> *punches you =\*
<Riku_Replica> ...
* Riku_Replica PUNCHES BACK, BETTER THAN YOUR ORIGINAL PUNCH!!1!
<Riku> *OH LIKE NO WAY. TOTALLY PUNCHES HARDER THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO PUNCH >\*
* Riku_Replica punches uh TWICE then
<Riku> >\\ *punches three times*
* Riku_Replica punches with BOTH HANDS
<Riku> *CUTS YOU WITH A KEYBLADE*
* Riku_Replica JUMPS ON YOU
<Riku> *FLIPS YOU*
* Riku_Replica OWNS YOU IN THE FACE um wait
<Riku> ...
<Riku> right
<Riku> never thinks about sex
<Riku_Replica> IN A DEATH WAY, NOT A SEX WAY
<Riku_Replica> WHERE IS YOUR MIND, REAL THING
<Riku> YOU CAN'T DEATH IN MY FACE WITH YOUR COCK
<Riku_Replica> LEAVE MY COCK OUT OF YOUR FACE
<Riku> IT'S YOUR COCK DON'T PUT IT THERE
<Riku_Replica> YOU'RE THE ONE PUTTING IT THERE!
<Riku> I AM NOT
<Riku_Replica> THEN DON'T BRING IT UP
<Riku> I'M PRETTY SURE IF IT'S UP IT'S YOUR FAULT
<Riku_Replica> ...
* Riku_Replica punches
<Riku> *punches back >\*



<Riku> =D
<Riku> 8D
<Riku> god I can't hit the eight key to save my life
<Riku_Replica> HAH
<Riku_Replica> 8
<Riku_Replica> 8
<Riku_Replica> 8
<Riku_Replica> 8
<Riku_Replica> 8
<Riku_Replica> 8
<Riku_Replica> 8
<Riku_Replica> !!!
<Riku> .........
<Riku> you kinda
<Riku> fail, replica
<Riku_Replica> But I can hit 8
<Riku> ......congratulations, really
* Riku stabs you in the face
* Riku_Replica stabs you in the face... 8 times!
<Riku> .......
<Riku> ....OH HAY
<Riku> the astrick key is 8
<Riku> ....I can hit it now =D
<Riku_Replica> CURSE YOUR LEVEL UPS
<Riku> 8888888888
<Riku> =D
<Riku_Replica> 88888888888888888888
<Riku> 8888888888888888888888888888888888888
<Riku> I h8 you
<Riku_Replica> Isn't it gr8?
<Riku> ... *fucks you in the... gr8*
<Riku_Replica> ....
<Riku_Replica> what




<Riku> WHERE ARE YOU TOUCHING ME REPLICA
<Riku_Replica> IN THE SECRET PLACE BY THE WATERFALL
<Riku> OH I LIKE THAT SPOT
<Riku_Replica> I KNOW, YOU AND SORA SPENT A LOT OF TIME EXPLORING IT AS CHILDREN
<Riku> THOSE ARE SOME OF MY FONDEST MEMORIES
<Riku_Replica> O I KNOW. BELIEVE ME. I KNOW.
<Riku> ..............
<Riku> hey. you can't have those memories
<Riku> those are mine





<Riku> .....you know. amnesia would do the replica a world of good
<Riku_Replica> NO SHIT RIKU
<Riku> one day riku should beat him into amnesia
<Riku> and then he'd be all okay
<Riku_Replica> "I-- I'm HAPPY again!!"
<Riku> and then he's get hit on the head and remember everything
<Riku> it'd be great


ETA:

<Riku> CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANTED MY LOVE AND ALSO MY COCK
<Riku_Replica> I NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU, YOU JACKASS
<Riku> NO BUT YOU'RE INCREDIBLY FIXATED ON ME
<Riku> MEANWHILE, I NEVER REALLY EVEN THOUGHT OF YOU AGAIN
<Riku_Replica> Because you're a jerk
<Riku_Replica> I have a sad dying scene on you
<Riku_Replica> and you're like "...HAY I'MMA GO FINISH THE STORY NOW 8D"
<Riku> "THANK GOD I FINALLY FINISHED THAT FUCKING MIDBOSS"




<Riku> AND DONT' MAKE THE NICE FACE
<Riku> Oh wait that's the sad face isn't it
<Riku> hahaha
<Riku_Replica> It's sort of both
<Riku> yah it's kinda
<Riku_Replica> it's his I ACCEPT YOUR COMFORT, PALTRY AS IT IS REAL THING face
<Riku> in the middle
<Riku> shut up =\
<Riku> THIS IS NOT PALTRY
<Riku> NOR IS IT COMFORTABLE
<Riku_Replica> "It'll go somewhere. Probably where mine'll go." "Heh, how original. ...oh well."
<Riku_Replica> V. COMFORTING
<Riku_Replica> OH WELL
<Riku_Replica> YOU TRIED <3
<Riku_Replica> I accept your ass, paltry as it is.
<Riku> my ass is better than your ass
<Riku_Replica> I'm adding that to the quote file
<Riku> as long as you admit it
<Riku_Replica> It's the SAME ASS YOU RETARD

Hard-working, hard-working!

Compilation of the Re:Chain of Memories / Kingdom hearts 2 Final Mix + videos that I've managed to find.