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[cardoperatedboy]

<Riku_Replica> God ok you know my favourite part of CoM
<Riku_Replica> is how when the Riku Replica thinks he's Riku
<Riku_Replica> and like
<Riku_Replica> Sora thinks he's Riku
* Namine cracks up
<Riku_Replica> He is actually like
<Kairi> hahahahaha
<Riku_Replica> 10x as hysterical as Riku has ever been
<Riku_Replica> OMFGGGGGG
<Riku> PRETTY MUCH
<Riku_Replica> YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS!!
* Riku_Replica runs away in tears
<Riku_Replica> <-- this is me, being Riku
<Riku> you are a spaz, my clone :(
<Namine> XDDD
<Kairi> amazing
<Riku_Replica> I just love that "You never cared about my feelings" is a DIRECT QUOTE
<Namine> Riku Replica, a fake, and a shattered girlfriend.
<Kairi> :(
<Riku> He was born jilted.
<Kairi> a sad, sad story
<Namine> sad
<Namine> Sorry Riku Replica, I accidentally gave you Riku's memories as if he was a 13 year old girl.
<Riku> Namine writes bad fanfic
<Namine> I was on a deadline okay
<Riku_Replica> "You're always trying to worm your way into my heart!" <----
<Riku> this is true, your editors were really riding your ass there
<Namine> Yeah that
<Riku_Replica> Riku: What, together? That is so like you. You're always trying to worm your
<Riku_Replica> way into my heart!
<Riku_Replica> Sora: Whoa, whoa, time out! When did I ever do that?
<Riku_Replica> Riku: Hmph, you probably forgot. It never mattered to you how I felt!
<Riku_Replica> Riku runs off.
<Riku_Replica> Sora: I won't let you push me away.
<Riku_Replica> ^---
<Riku> GO AWAY!
<Riku_Replica> I don't even need to add commentary
<Riku> COEM BACK!
<Riku_Replica> NEAR
<Riku_Replica> FAR
<Riku> *come
<Riku_Replica> WHEREEEVER YOU ARE
<Kairi> you really don't
<Namine> It speaks for itself.
<Riku> I HATE HIM! I WISH HE WAS MY FRIEND!
<Namine> GO AWAY YOU'RE NICE
<Riku> your mixed messages are adorable cloney
<Namine> I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ME MORE
<Riku> I loved that one thread we had where he was like
<Riku> GO AWAY
<Riku> ...WHERE ARE YOU GOING COME BACK
<Riku_Replica> T________________T YOU ARE SO MEAN TO ME
* Namine holds Replica's head to her bosom. There there.
<Riku_Replica> ....
<Riku_Replica> All better.
<Riku> XD
<Namine> :'D
<Kairi> ...XD
<Riku> man I cannot wait until we have a Xion
<Riku> Riku will be like
<Riku> I KNOW SOMEBODY YOU NEED TO MEET
<Riku_Replica> GOD THIS IS JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH CLONES ISN'T IT
<Riku_Replica> YOU'RE SO FAKEIST
<Namine> F-fakeist
<Kairi> fffff
<Riku_Replica> YOU PRETEND TO BE SO NICE BUT YOU'RE LIKE
<Riku_Replica> "I put you and Xion in a room together."
<Riku_Replica> "You have so much in common that you wouldn't WANT to be with us real things"
<Riku> I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE HAVING SOMEONE YOU COULD COMMISERATE WITH 8(
<Riku_Replica> "Look, I even got you a fake water fountain."
<Riku_Replica> "So don't drink from ours anymore--" too far, too far
<Riku> ffffthahahaha
<Namine> ffff
<Riku> COME ON, WOULDN'T YOU BE HAPPY TO MEET ANOTHER CLONE
<Namine> I guess you wouldn't want my fake hug, Replica...
<Riku_Replica> YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE ME ANYTHING REAL
<Riku_Replica> ... no Namine you're nto fake
<Riku> SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH!!
<Riku_Replica> You're v. genuine
<Riku_Replica> I'd like a real hug from you pls
<Riku> this will go swimmingly IC I can just tell XD
* Namine hugs /o/~
<Riku_Replica> |D
* Namine and hugs Xion \o\~
* Riku offers a real hug too? ;o;
* Riku_Replica kicks Riku
<Namine> Yeah hug him.
<Riku> ,hjfkjhggk
* Riku_Replica kicks him again
<Riku_Replica> I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY.
<Riku> THIS IS WHAT I GET WHEN I TRY TO BE NICE TO YOU
<Riku_Replica> (please pity me)
<Riku> you are like the tsunnest tsundere
<Riku_Replica> My dere is malfunctioning.
<Riku> Vexen accidentally turned my tsun dial up to eleven
<Riku_Replica> it's more like tsundesperate.