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[cardoperatedboy]

What the hell, Real Thing?! Take these handcuffs off right now! Do you wanna fight?!

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[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

I can't believe this.

[cardoperatedboy]

YOU can't? I can't believe you're playing hard to get after you raped me!

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

I'm not--

Argh... let's just... go get some cake.

[cardoperatedboy]

Cake would be good.












...is this a date?

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

No!

[cardoperatedboy]

Well, how should I know? You're the one who wanted me so bad!

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

*gives in and punches you in the face*

[cardoperatedboy]

Ngh!

[goes down, dragging the chain accidentally as he does so]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

*yah we know how this goes*

[cardoperatedboy]

[t-tries to punch him]

Goddammit, what about my cake?!

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

We'll get it in a minute.

*sup, straddling you, with keyblade*

[cardoperatedboy]

[struggling]

[suspicious, yet hopeful] Really?

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

...sure.

*THIS IS A CUTSCENE. Stab = one hit KO*

[cardoperatedboy]

[okay, then can we have that in slow mo?]

[cardoperatedboy]

[cardoperatedboy]

[cardoperatedboy]

[okay, and going all limp like now]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

*stands up before his body can start to fade*

[cardoperatedboy]

[so you've got a body dangling from your wrist. Hot.]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

*yah I'm way too cool be creeped out by this

...r-rez already*

[cardoperatedboy]

[trickle of blood from the corner of his lips]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

. . .

*pokes with toe*

[cardoperatedboy]

[GASPS FOR AIR, SITTING UP]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

About time.

[cardoperatedboy]

Huh? Real thing?? What's going o--

Why am I handcuffed to you?!