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cardoperatedboy) wrote2007-03-31 01:10 am
cardoperatedboy) wrote2007-03-31 01:10 am
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What the hell, Real Thing?! Take these handcuffs off right now! Do you wanna fight?!
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Did the science experiment that created you mess up your brains too? I didn't put them on.
Leave that out of this. Don't you have a keyblade, moron?
*already summoning Keyblade*
Let's just get out of this.
Let's just get out of this.
For once it might be better not to fight ...until they're gone. Get a move on already.
Quit acting like you're giving orders, Fake.
*keyblading the lock!*
*keyblading the lock!*
. . .
*IGNORES THAT and tries again*
*IGNORES THAT and tries again*
You're doing it wrong.
[Swipes keyblade out of his hand, points it]
[Swipes keyblade out of his hand, points it]
Like you're an expert?
*waits juuuuuuuust long enough to see if you have any success, then punches you in the face and swipes his keyblade back >\*
*waits juuuuuuuust long enough to see if you have any success, then punches you in the face and swipes his keyblade back >\*
OW. It was worth a shot, okay!?
....So basically this bigshot thing that's supposed to open any lock isn't undoing our handcuffs.
....So basically this bigshot thing that's supposed to open any lock isn't undoing our handcuffs.
It's this world, it's different from the other's, or haven't you noticed?
Wasn't the keyblade supposed to work across worlds? So, what, you're saying that this is a 'camp thing' and not even a real lock?
We'd have to do camp things to get rid of it, then, that's all.
We'd have to do camp things to get rid of it, then, that's all.
If the keyblade worked like it was supposed to here, we wouldn't be stuck here to begin with. And I don't like the sound of 'camp things'.
*hacking at the chain the old fashioned way*
*hacking at the chain the old fashioned way*
You could try sucking it up and coping, Real Thing.
[w-watches him hack]
You're doing it wrong.
[w-watches him hack]
You're doing it wrong.
Not until after I've tried everything else.
*POINTS the POINTY END at you*
Fine. Let's see you cut it.
*POINTS the POINTY END at you*
Fine. Let's see you cut it.
[grabs the chain between one hand and his, uh, wrist obviously, and shoves it and himself up against the keyblade, walling. Angry walling.]
What are you...?
*Trying to push the keyblade down as hard as he can, against the chain and MAYBE AT YOU TOO*
It's not working.
*Trying to push the keyblade down as hard as he can, against the chain and MAYBE AT YOU TOO*
It's not working.
Then I guess it's time to try everything else.
*notibly NOT getting rid of the keyblade. Or stopping the pushing against the chain*
Like what?
Like what?
Don't tell me you haven't guessed. You scared of this too, Real Thing?
...........
You've got to be kidding.
You've got to be kidding.
Or I could just cut off your hand. Bet that'll work.
[leans his weight on the chains. You know lever mechanics? W-well that's probably tilting the keyblade back towards you AND twisting your wrist backwards.]
I'm better than that.
[MOUTH ON YOURS]
I'm better than that.
[MOUTH ON YOURS]
*WHY IS THE FAKE KISSING ME*
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