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[cardoperatedboy]

What the hell, Real Thing?! Take these handcuffs off right now! Do you wanna fight?!

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[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

Did the science experiment that created you mess up your brains too? I didn't put them on.

[cardoperatedboy]

Leave that out of this. Don't you have a keyblade, moron?

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

*already summoning Keyblade*

Let's just get out of this.

[cardoperatedboy]

For once it might be better not to fight ...until they're gone. Get a move on already.

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

Quit acting like you're giving orders, Fake.

*keyblading the lock!*

[cardoperatedboy]

[waits]

...Did you just fail.

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

. . .

*IGNORES THAT and tries again*

[cardoperatedboy]

You're doing it wrong.

[Swipes keyblade out of his hand, points it]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

Like you're an expert?

*waits juuuuuuuust long enough to see if you have any success, then punches you in the face and swipes his keyblade back >\*

[cardoperatedboy]

OW. It was worth a shot, okay!?

....So basically this bigshot thing that's supposed to open any lock isn't undoing our handcuffs.

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

It's this world, it's different from the other's, or haven't you noticed?

[cardoperatedboy]

Wasn't the keyblade supposed to work across worlds? So, what, you're saying that this is a 'camp thing' and not even a real lock?

We'd have to do camp things to get rid of it, then, that's all.

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

If the keyblade worked like it was supposed to here, we wouldn't be stuck here to begin with. And I don't like the sound of 'camp things'.

*hacking at the chain the old fashioned way*

[cardoperatedboy]

You could try sucking it up and coping, Real Thing.

[w-watches him hack]

You're doing it wrong.

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

Not until after I've tried everything else.

*POINTS the POINTY END at you*

Fine. Let's see you cut it.

[cardoperatedboy]

[grabs the chain between one hand and his, uh, wrist obviously, and shoves it and himself up against the keyblade, walling. Angry walling.]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

What are you...?

*Trying to push the keyblade down as hard as he can, against the chain and MAYBE AT YOU TOO*

It's not working.

[cardoperatedboy]

Then I guess it's time to try everything else.

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

*notibly NOT getting rid of the keyblade. Or stopping the pushing against the chain*

Like what?

[cardoperatedboy]

Don't tell me you haven't guessed. You scared of this too, Real Thing?

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

...........

You've got to be kidding.

[cardoperatedboy]

If it works, you'll thank me.

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

Or I could just cut off your hand. Bet that'll work.

[cardoperatedboy]

[leans his weight on the chains. You know lever mechanics? W-well that's probably tilting the keyblade back towards you AND twisting your wrist backwards.]

I'm better than that.

[MOUTH ON YOURS]

[dressindarkness.livejournal.com]

*WHY IS THE FAKE KISSING ME*