cardoperatedboy | (no subject)

Or I could just cut off your hand. Bet that'll work.

[leans his weight on the chains. You know lever mechanics? W-well that's probably tilting the keyblade back towards you AND twisting your wrist backwards.]

I'm better than that.

[MOUTH ON YOURS]

*WHY IS THE FAKE KISSING ME*

*letting the keyblade disappear so he can grab the chain and also hit you with some darkness >\*

[jumps back into a dark portal, dragging Riku forward, then suddenly snapping into existence behind him again -- tugging Riku's arm abruptly up behind his back and grabbing Riku's hair to tug his head back]

Hold still, Real Thing, and let me handle things!

*not being able to teleport has never been so inconvenient. Doesn't struggle so much as try to reach behind him with his other hand*

It already didn't work!

Giving up so soon?

[l-leaning around to bite at his lips.]

*kinda. pauses.*

......sure you aren't after something else, Fake?

You only wish someone would want you that much.

[GROPEY HAND.]

*kdsjfa;sasfja; .......kajs;flaaa*

Y-...You've got to be kidding me!

*NEEDS MOAR PERSONAL SPACE*

So this is what the Real Thing feels like, huh?

*twists away and... damn handcuffs =\ Oh well, I want my keyblade back*

Uh. No. This one's all you.

Way to miss the point. [grabbing for his wrist to press him back again] Anyway, just bear with it, I'll have us back to normal in no time.

*grabbing for neck to wall you*

What makes you so sure this would even work?

[g-gets hit around the neck, then grabs at their chain to pull hard to try and twist them around again]

It's just about the only universal cure!

*starts to twist but decides to be a bitch and trip them both instead*

And you've tried it before?

[Just continues the twist, then, to slam Riku down]

Why, wanted to be my first?

*going to try to punch you in the gut then*

Just couldn't believe anyone would let a fake like you touch them.

[ow! Tries to get that hand pinned]

So what if I'm fake? I'm still better than you!

*jkfa;sa will just PUSH UP THEN*

Oh yeah? Figure that out from all of the times you've lost?

[FINE, you push up! I'm busy wrapping the slack of our chain around your wrists!]

Just watch me win this one, Real Thing.

*Then how about I HIT YOU IN THE FACE with both fists?*

There is no this, Fake. Get off!

[straddling you, gets punched and will probably have a BLACK EYE thx for the domestic abuse.]

[however, hauls back his other hand and grabs at Riku's shirt, hanking up.]

You too scared?

*trying to unwind his wrists from the chain*

You wish. Sorry, just not interested in you like that.

You don't need to be interested, you just need to grit your teeth and think of Destiny Islands.

[toucha-toucha-toucha-touch you]