cardoperatedboy | (no subject)

It's this world, it's different from the other's, or haven't you noticed?

Wasn't the keyblade supposed to work across worlds? So, what, you're saying that this is a 'camp thing' and not even a real lock?

We'd have to do camp things to get rid of it, then, that's all.

If the keyblade worked like it was supposed to here, we wouldn't be stuck here to begin with. And I don't like the sound of 'camp things'.

*hacking at the chain the old fashioned way*

You could try sucking it up and coping, Real Thing.

[w-watches him hack]

You're doing it wrong.

Not until after I've tried everything else.

*POINTS the POINTY END at you*

Fine. Let's see you cut it.

[grabs the chain between one hand and his, uh, wrist obviously, and shoves it and himself up against the keyblade, walling. Angry walling.]

What are you...?

*Trying to push the keyblade down as hard as he can, against the chain and MAYBE AT YOU TOO*

It's not working.

Then I guess it's time to try everything else.

*notibly NOT getting rid of the keyblade. Or stopping the pushing against the chain*

Like what?

Don't tell me you haven't guessed. You scared of this too, Real Thing?

...........

You've got to be kidding.

If it works, you'll thank me.

Or I could just cut off your hand. Bet that'll work.

[leans his weight on the chains. You know lever mechanics? W-well that's probably tilting the keyblade back towards you AND twisting your wrist backwards.]

I'm better than that.

[MOUTH ON YOURS]

*WHY IS THE FAKE KISSING ME*

*letting the keyblade disappear so he can grab the chain and also hit you with some darkness >\*

[jumps back into a dark portal, dragging Riku forward, then suddenly snapping into existence behind him again -- tugging Riku's arm abruptly up behind his back and grabbing Riku's hair to tug his head back]

Hold still, Real Thing, and let me handle things!

*not being able to teleport has never been so inconvenient. Doesn't struggle so much as try to reach behind him with his other hand*

It already didn't work!

Giving up so soon?

[l-leaning around to bite at his lips.]

*kinda. pauses.*

......sure you aren't after something else, Fake?

You only wish someone would want you that much.

[GROPEY HAND.]

*kdsjfa;sasfja; .......kajs;flaaa*

Y-...You've got to be kidding me!

*NEEDS MOAR PERSONAL SPACE*

So this is what the Real Thing feels like, huh?

*twists away and... damn handcuffs =\ Oh well, I want my keyblade back*

Uh. No. This one's all you.

Way to miss the point. [grabbing for his wrist to press him back again] Anyway, just bear with it, I'll have us back to normal in no time.